Kinky Sex with Carrots

My husband and I love playing with foods. I know that you need to be careful when you don’t use standard sex toys, but I got addicted to kinky sex during my time with charlotte escorts. The gents I dated at London escorts used to tell me all about their idea of kinky sex, and in the end, I started to explore some of the ideas myself. One of the ideas which appealed to most was playing with food. I soon learned that fruit and vegetables were the ideal mediums to enrich your sex life.

When I eventually left London escorts to get married and settle down with a partner, I did so with a guy who was not afraid to explore my open-minded attitude to sex. We had met during my time with London escorts. He had been working for a male London escorts service. The moment I met him at a swinger’s party in London, I knew that he was the right man for me, and it did not take us long to become an item.

He is the only men I have ever met who has not raised an eyebrow when it has come to my more exciting sexual habits. Instead, he seemed to be rather interested, and it was not long before we started to explore each other on days off from our respective London escorts services. Together we managed to come up with both fruit and vegetable alternatives to the most commonly used sex toys. My colleagues at London escorts used to laugh at me, and at the same time, it was clear that they rather liked some of our more innovative ideas.

My future husband had this particular idea about me using a carrot to give him a prostate massage. At first I thought that he was crazy, but then I realised that a lot of carrots are the perfect shape to be used as butt plugs or dildos. I shared the idea with my London escorts girlfriends and clearly saw that some serious fun could be had with a carrot. But, it was not until my boyfriend and I eloped to Las Vegas and got married, we fulfilled our dreams.

It was actually on our honeymoon everything went wrong. We had both taken three weeks off from London escorts to take an extended holiday and celebrate our nuptials. Las Vegas is a mecca for kinky sex, so we had not brought any of our usual sex toys with us. One night, we got into our heads that we should try that much-talked prostate massage with a carrot. We went to a supermarket in Las Vegas and bought some carrots. Not having tried the trick before, we did not realise carrots can break rather easily. Let me put it this way, that night we ended up in a Las Vegas emergency room desperately trying to explain to a young nurse that my husband had half a carrot stuck up his ass after our first carrot adventure had gone wrong. I had never been that embarrassed in my entire life!

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